Your website can go viral

I haven’t posted for a while, but seeing as it’s national poetry month, here’s a poem I wrote entirely from spam comments left on my blog.

“Burned Out at the Salton Sea” photo by Tina Rataj-Berard on Unsplash

your website can go viral

you only need initial boost
you can make extra income
your niche is good

what i don’t realize is
in truth how you’re no longer
really a lot more smartly liked
than you may be now. you’re
very intelligent. you recognize
thus considerably in the case
of this subject, produced me
in my view
imagine it from so
many numerous angles

found a lump under my armpit
first it was small         the pain
was not felt     now
rub and increasing

many have problems with the armpits
there are a lot of bacteria
later arise balls
they can be painful, but
not always
it is better to know in advance
about this problem      then there will be
no fear of horror         good that now
i understand this

i say to you i definitely get annoyed
while people consider worries that they
plainly don’t know about

i’ve been browsing online more than 3 hours today
yet i never found any interesting article like yours
it is pretty worth enough for me

in my view, if all bloggers made
good content as you did
the internet will be a lot more useful than ever before

bladder sore after urinating?
it’s like women and men don’t
seem to be involved

i see your website needs fresh articles
writing manually is time consuming, but
there is solution for this hard task

combining opposites:
dark with light,
square with round
solidity of concrete
glass cutaways

you managed to hit the nail upon the top
and also defined out the whole thing
without having side effects

people can take a signal
undeniably believe that which you said:
your website can go viral

5 Responses to “Your website can go viral”

    • commatologist commatologist

      It was fun, Joan! The quality of the spam has really gone down since these ones. Now it’s almost exclusively links to porn sites and ads for erectile dysfunction. (Can’t believe I’m nostalgic about the good old days of spam.)

      Reply
  1. Daniele Losier

    You make me smile and wonder… Should I go viral if I had a website?

    Reply
    • commatologist commatologist

      Yes, you should go viral! How’s that website coming? xo

      Reply
  2. theresa

    I love this. Wisdom comes from unexpected directions…

    it is better to know in advance
    about this problem then there will be
    no fear of horror good that now
    i understand this

    Reply

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